Rant of the moment: When sad, don't cut yourself. Please, spare us all from the self-pity and horror and gorge yourself on Ben and Jerry's. Chunky Monkey is the best option. It's safe and delectable, and no squeamish person will gag. However, you will probably gag later if you're bulimic, but that's besides the point.
Ice cream solves all the worlds problems. Even terrorists love ice cream! Why can't they bomb people with pints of Haagan Daz instead of M-80s or whatever they are? I'd rather eat creamy goodness than eat lead.
Hey Wolfy, can I say that you are an idiot for posting this?
ReplyDeleteYes, at which point I will point out that your username says that you are a gnome. Therefore, you are a stumpy brown potato man who strongly resembles a turd.
ReplyDeleteDon't make me put you as Dorthy in Therapy.
ReplyDeleteDorthy? Who the heck is Dorthy? unless you mean Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz, in which case you shall be Rumply Fiddlesticks in Craziness.
ReplyDeleteOh sure, banana girl.
ReplyDeleteSo I have yellow hair, big deal.
ReplyDeleteBanana girl.
ReplyDeleteTurd mufifn.
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