About Me


The Low Down/Vital Stats:

Name: You can call me Wolf. I dislike my actual name. 

Age: 15

Hair Color: Yellow (The color of straw, but not the texture. Blah)

Eye color: I have central heterochromia. The outsides of my eyes are brown, but the insides are green. Cool, huh?

Gender: Female

Height: 5' 3 1/2" (I keep growing shorter and taller every time I visit the doctor's...Maybe I slouch?)

Weight: 118 lbs.

Location: ...Wait a minute, how did I climb up the side of a cliff while holding a briefcase?!?! Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

Personality: First thing first: I am a dork. I can admit that. I am an onion as well as my worst enemy. I am also one of those "weird people." I like to eat blue popsicles so my mouth will turn the same color. I dance outside in freezing rain wearing a t-shirt, shorts, and socks. I usually don't try to be a smart mouth, but I'm good at that too.

I have many addictions, mainly God, adrenaline, Disney, pineapple, and indoor plumbing. It's weird, I know, but so am I.

Religion: Christianity, and it's more like a relationship.

Heroes: Jesus, Chuck Norris, Ryan Higa, and Sora. I have plenty of heroes, a majority of which are not real!

Physical activity: Martial arts, sparring, soccer, swimming, tubing, DDR (Bwuahaha!), volleyball, hockey, running

Hobbies: Writing, reading, watching cartoons, music, eating, practical jokes, driving like a maniac, cars and motorcycles, lurking, shield surfing, training montages, laughing at the word "pudding", wittily bantering, video gaming, Texas Hold'Em, anything involving fire, drawing, painting, roleplay games, being a buttmunch and a dork...

Favorite Books: THE BIBLE, Anything by Dr. Seuss, The Princess Bride: The 'Good Parts' Version, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, Treasure Island, Harry Potter, Guardians of Ga'Hoole, Alex Rider, Daniel X, Epic, Lord of the Rings, Truancy, Star Wars, Sherlock Holmes, Warriors

Favorite Music Artists: 30 Seconds to Mars, Skillet, Evanescence, Owl City, Linkin Park, Green Day, 3 Doors Down, Switchfoot, David Crowder Band, Bon Jovi, Dragonforce, Family Force 5, Rascal Flatts, The Fray, Michael Jackson, Fleetwood Mac, Hikaru Utada, Jonas Brothers, Jesse McCartney (He wants your and your beautiful SOUL. But if you're fugly, that's too much)

Best foods in existence: Pineapple, sushi, ice cream, rhubarb pie, crab, pomegranate, cinnamon coated nuts, white fish, water chestnuts, soup, oatmeal, cereal, toast, coffee, green apples

Names of future children: Leon, Zayne, Blythe, Aqua, and Zack are my favorites.

Banes of existence: Evil, writer's block, sexism, enemy ninja, the diseases that make raw cookie dough so unhealthy, dead batteries

Most common misconceptions about you: Either I'm normal, stupid, weak. People usually label me as "the weird kid" a few minutes after a conversation with me, however. I'm not stupid, I just prefer to think with my heart than my head. When I pick my head over my heart, I miss out on so much. My head's a pessimist, and I don't like it...That is such a weird sentence, but it kinda sounds funny!

Romantic status: Good luck finding some guy who wants to date a dork. And I haven't ever really felt attracted to anyone or anything.

Favorite shows: TMNT, Psych, Yu-Gi-Oh! Abridged Series, Pokemon: Original series and Johto Journeys, Danny Phantom, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Smallville, Kim Possible, Burn Notice, Red versus Blue (GO BLUE!), Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, American Idol, Power Rangers, Spongebob Squarepants

Favorite Movies: Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, The Green Hornet, Star Wars, TMNT, Tron: Legacy, Pirates of the Caribbean, Transformers, Star Trek: 2009, The A-Team, The Princess Bride, Spider-Man 1 and 2, Remember the Titans, The Karate Kid, Sherlock Holmes, Lord of the Rings, Dude, Where's My Car?, Despicable Me, Die Hard, Kung Fu Panda, Good Burger, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Back to the Future, Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan, Forrest Gump, Alice in Wonderland, How to Train Your Dragon, Indiana Jones, National Treasure, Batman, Iron Man, Shrek...

...Be a loser and name your favorite Disney movies (That's not loserish! Disney movies help you build up an immunity to stupidity): Lilo and Stitch, Mulan, The Lion King, Enchanted, Tangled, Toy Story, Beauty and the Beast, Hercules, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Oliver and Company, An Extremely Goofy Movie, Aladdin, The Fox and the Hound, The Incredibles, The Great Mouse Detective, Peter Pan, Lady and the Tramp, The Princess and the Frog, The Little Mermaid 2, Winnie-the-Pooh, Finding Nemo, Robin Hood, The Sword in the Stone

Play any video games? Kingdom Hearts, Crisis Core, Pokemon, Raving Rabbids, Super Smash Bros, Battlefront, Super Mario, TMNT, DDR, Guitar Hero, Just Dance, Mario Kart

Comics and manga? Knights of the Old Republic, Kingdom Hearts, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Ultimate Spider-Man, Deadpool, Runaways, X-Men, One Piece

What do you do when home alone? Blare episodes of Yu-Gi-Oh! Abridged and eat cookie dough

Ideal Christmas gift: Anything totally crazy and ridiculous or tasty.

Characters you identify with (It's a natural part of psychology): Sora and Zack Fair, but I've had my share of darkness like Riku (It's mostly gone, thank goodness).

Would you rather have no color or no music? NEVER!

Bad habit: Rubbing the scar on my forehead. It's just a flesh wound. I also snore.

Pirate or ninja: I'll let you figure it out via this: Jack Sparrow versus Yuffie. Yeah, don't try to tell me it's easy, I know for a fact that is an intense fight!

Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Sea salt and multiple flavors of Ben and Jerry's (Chunky Monkey, Cherry Garcia, Pistachio Pistachio)

Theme Song: "The Hamster Dance". So upbeat!